Cream

Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
A patient came to the ER with a rash. I told her it was an allergic reaction and that I'd prescribe her steroid cream. She asked me if she'd be discharged soon.

She was really itching to get out of here.
Stinging an Idiot
Stinging an Idiot A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." "Don't worry;" says the doctor, "I'll put some cream on it." "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now." "No, you don't understand!" answers the doctor, "I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." "Oh! It happened in the garden in back of my house." "No, no, no!" says the doctor getting frustrated, "I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting you." "On my finger!" screamed the man in pain. "The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts." "Which one?" the doctor. "How am I supposed to know? All the bees look the same to me!"
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
Bill Murray
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.