Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are yellow,
I’m hoping this poem,
Will get me a fellow
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?