Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?