Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You look like a donkey,
And smell like one too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
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