Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You snore like a bear,
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
tl;dr
They differ in hue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
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