Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be single,
Than with someone like you
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