Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Coffee is bitter
And so are you.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
But violets aren’t blue,
They’re purple, you dope,
Now go get a clue.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wearing my mask
why aren't you?
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
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