How is a man like a gun?
Keep one around long enough, and you’ll definitely want to shoot him.
A rockstar, a biker, and a cowboy walk into a bar... There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually.
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90 percent of their decisions.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they are pigs.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
Why shouldn’t you trust a guy who claims he “wears the pants”?
He probably lies about other stuff too.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack
Why do women take baths to relax?
Because it's too hard to drink wine in the shower.
How many "friendzoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
What is the difference between a man and a tree? One is illegal to hit with an ax.
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