My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure...
No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea.
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man? Big Foot has been spotted several times.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? Two - if you slice them very thinly.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.
No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
If February is Black History Month and March is Women’s History Month, what happens the rest of the year?
Discrimination.
What did the elephant say to a naked man? Hey that's cute but can you breath through it?
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
A woman inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted."
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
What do you call a Guy who Masterbates more than twice a day? A Terrorwrist
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
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