What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one!
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore.
What’s the difference between a knife and an argumentative man?
A knife has a point.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually.
Love is blind.
Marrying a man, on the other hand, is a real eye opener.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard.
I like older men because they've gotten used to life's disappointments. Which means they're ready for me.
What kind of man can you actually change?
The ones still in diapers.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do you give a man with everything? Penicillin.
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back..."
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually SEARCH for a golf ball.
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