Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

“Not telling me something because you don’t want to piss me off is probably the best way to piss me off.”
— ScorpioQuotes.com
“Taurus: Lazy rule number 39: Can't reach it, don't need it.”
"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
"Pay attention to today's horoscope: Saturn is backtracking and it looks like you're going to be screwed again."
“Demanding something from a Scorpio is a sure way to not have it happen.”
“I find being a Pisces a bit of a rollercoaster sometimes! I can talk myself right in and right out of any decision, any subject, any time.”
— Mary English