Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

“I don’t need the facts. I’m a Pisces.”
— Phil Volatile
“Taurus: Lazy rule number 39: Can't reach it, don't need it.”
“Demanding something from a Scorpio is a sure way to not have it happen.”
"You get two for the price of one when you are a Gemini."
— Karan Johar
“I find being a Pisces a bit of a rollercoaster sometimes! I can talk myself right in and right out of any decision, any subject, any time.”
— Mary English
"Aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas."
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk