“Sagittarians are aliens disguised as humans.”
— Ramana Pemmaraju
"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
"Yesterday I read the horoscope and it was written:" Born of Gemini will be happy in 2018. "I was very sad that I didn't have a twin."
"Taurus won't forget it. Taurus doesn't forget anything."
— Linda Goodman
“An Aquarius isn’t a rebel with a cause; they are the cause.”
— Jake Register
“Almost every Aquarius is a rebel. Give them a guide and they won’t follow it. Tell them there’s a dress code and they’ll show up wearing nothing at all.”
— Alex Dimitrov and Dorothea Lasky