Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
"Yesterday I read the horoscope and it was written:" Born of Gemini will be happy in 2018. "I was very sad that I didn't have a twin."
"Pay attention to today's horoscope: Saturn is backtracking and it looks like you're going to be screwed again."
“Demanding something from a Scorpio is a sure way to not have it happen.”
"Scorpios are powerful creatures who demand equally potent cocktails."
— Aliza Kelly
“Fact. Pisces is the most wobbly sign of the zodiac.”
— Mary English