Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

"A Cancer's bed is their sanctuary. Therefore, if you can't find them, look under the down comforter."
— Unknown
"Aries people pick up steam while everyone else is running out of gas."
— Joanna Martine Woolfolk
“Cancers are Moonchildren; totally influenced by the waxing and waning cycles of the Moon. Asking them to remain in one feeling, one mood, or one state of mind is pure insanity.”
— Sherene Schostak
“I’m a Capricorn and I’m mad loyal — mad loyal! — and I will always look for the good in people.”
— Jeannie Mai
“Millionaires don't use Astrology, billionaires do.”
― J.P. Morgan
“Taurus: Lazy rule number 39: Can't reach it, don't need it.”