What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.