"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown