"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien