"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch