"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost