"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown