"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin