"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown