“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead