“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
“When late morning rolls around and you’re feeling a bit out of sorts, don’t worry; you’re probably just a little eleven o’clockish.”
– Unknown
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
— Punit Ghadge
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis