“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
The temperature can only go up from here.
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr