“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs