“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
The temperature can only go up from here.
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs