“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan