“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner