“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.