“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?”
– Terry Pratchett
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs