Funny Winter Quotes

Funny winter quotes to keep you warm from the inside

Funny Winter Quotes

“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”

– Bill Bowerman
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”

– Will Rogers
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”

– Deirdre Sullivan
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”

– Deborah Kerr
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”

– Markus Zusak
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”

– Tasha Tudor
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”

– Bill Watterson