October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs