“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
Summer should get a speeding ticket
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift