“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...