“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
Summer should get a speeding ticket
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow