“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”