“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
Summer should get a speeding ticket
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent