"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
Summer should get a speeding ticket
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”