"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson