“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”