"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker