"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
"I don't tan. I burn"
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!”
― April Mae Monterrosa
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman