“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
“I don’t get it. The trail looked so flat on the map.”
“When asked about my hiking plan I answered “Let’s summit up”.”
“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin