“I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip. It’s called a trail blazer.”
“Did you know the actual difference between hill and hell is just a fine line?”
"My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open."
- Clarke Kant
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz