“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”