“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”