I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.