What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."