If your doctor tells you to go on a low sodium diet, do you take his advise with a grain of salt?
What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
What do you call bacon with salt on it?
Salt and Peppa.
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
Why does salt make everything taste better
Because it's sodi-yummm!
What do you get when you fling salt in a tavern?
A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
It's Spam.
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?
"NaCl ater."
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, what do you get?
Arrested.
What kind of fish is only made of salt.
A tu-na.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
If they swam in pepper water they would sneeze.
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed?
That's nothing to sneeze at.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
I’d like to tell a joke about salt but then said to myself: "Na."
Did you know that if you poured salt on a cat's tail it will fall off?
It's true! And if you pour pepper on a cat's tail, the pepper will also fall off.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
What happened to the criminal magician who ate to much salt?
Cardiac arrest.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
What do you call a rifle that shoots salt?
A salt rifle.
My friend: *Throws salt at me*
Me: Don’t assault me!
What do you call a small Subaru car covered in road salt?
An Impretzel!
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
When I was in basic training we couldn't have salt or pepper.
Those were reserved for the seasoned veterans.
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.