What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.