Pizza Puns

Pizza, the food of champions (and ninja turtles)! This is where you'll find the funniest pizza puns online!

Pizza Puns

What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
Join us for a slice of fun.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
I have been trying to write a new pizza joke…
But I can’t work out the delivery.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.
He wasn’t happy.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
You and I make a deluxe combo.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.