Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
You can only know the heart of a pineapple with a knife.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
The pineapple is pining for the summer.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why did one pineapple invite another to their party? Because they were real piner-pals.
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
An immature pineapple is often worse than a mature currant.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
One of the most courageous souls in the world is anybody who looks at a pineapple and thinks that “I bet I would eat it.”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
There are actually two types of apple: pine – apple and bad – apple.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
What do we get when we cross a pineapple and a pig? We have a porky – pine!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
How did the coconut hit on the pineapple? It said ” you are the pina to my colada.”
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.