What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
Did you hear about the lemons that got sick?
They got lime disease.
I squeezed a lemon on my wife's lap two hours ago...
She's been a sourpuss about it ever since.