How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.