I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.