Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.