What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!