Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!