I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
What do you call real bacon?
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