If I buy you guacamole, will you sleep with me?
You must think I’m some kind of avocad-ho.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
How do you know when guacamole has gone bad?
When it turns guaca-moldy.
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.