Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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