Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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