Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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