Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.