Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.