What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people after Thanksgiving dinner.
What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara the feeding frenzy starts all over again, yay!
What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
Turkey.
Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.
Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!"
Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
Kenny Rogerson
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.