Worse

Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
A Distraught Man Visits a Psychiatrist
A Distraught Man Visits a Psychiatrist The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught stranger who staggered into his office and slumped into a chair. "You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory, Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful business, a wife, home and family; I was a respected member of the community. But all that's gone now. Since my memory began failing, I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my clients' names. My wife and children have left me, too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget where I lived... And it's getting worse. Doctor, it's getting worse!" "This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the psychiatrist said soothingly. "Now tell me, just how long ago did you first become aware of this condition?" "Condition?" The man sat up in his chair. "What condition?!?"
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Darn, it’s worse than I thought.
A woman says to the dentist "I don't know which is worse having a tooth pulled or having a Baby."
The dentist says "Well make up your mind I gotta adjust the chair!"
The weather is so bad here, the husband cannot stop looking through the window.
If it gets any worse I will have to let him in.
I know birthdays get worse as you get older. But look at the bright side — not too many left now.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.