Worse Jokes

What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
A Distraught Man Visits a Psychiatrist The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught stranger who staggered into his office and slumped into a chair. "You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory, Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful business, a wife, home and family; I was a respected member of the community. But all that's gone now. Since my memory began failing, I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my clients' names. My wife and children have left me, too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget where I lived... And it's getting worse. Doctor, it's getting worse!" "This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the psychiatrist said soothingly. "Now tell me, just how long ago did you first become aware of this condition?" "Condition?" The man sat up in his chair. "What condition?!?"
What's worse than seeing a spider run over your pillow?
Hearing it run over your pillow.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
“I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse.”

- Dave Barry.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
“We were married for better or worse. I couldn’t have done better and she couldn’t have done worse.” —Henry Youngman
What’s worse than finding a worm in your pear?
Finding half a worm.
“My friend was attacked by a duck. I yelled “duck!” to warn him, but it just made it worse.”

- Kelkulus.
What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?
A dog with a bark worse than its bite.
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
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