Losing Jokes

Losing a spouse can be hard.
In most cases, it’s damned near impossible.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
They were losing the battle, until they started chucking the tops of kitchen cupboards at the enemy.
It was a counter attack.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Scrambled eggs are similar to a losing basketball team because both are beaten.
Why was the burger sad after losing the race? Because the hotdog was the weiner.
2 years ago, the doctor told me I was losing my hearing.
Haven't heard from him since then.
A Distraught Man Visits a Psychiatrist The psychiatrist was not expecting the distraught stranger who staggered into his office and slumped into a chair. "You've got to help me. I'm losing my memory, Doctor," he sobbed. "I once had a successful business, a wife, home and family; I was a respected member of the community. But all that's gone now. Since my memory began failing, I've lost the business - I couldn't remember my clients' names. My wife and children have left me, too; and why shouldn't they - some nights I wouldn't get home until four or five in the morning. I'd forget where I lived... And it's getting worse. Doctor, it's getting worse!" "This is not an unusual form of neurosis," the psychiatrist said soothingly. "Now tell me, just how long ago did you first become aware of this condition?" "Condition?" The man sat up in his chair. "What condition?!?"
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
The CEO, the Employee and the Rock Climbing A CEO went on a rock-climbing trip with one of his employees. The CEO, an experienced climber, reached the top of a difficult section and was holding a rope tied to both men. As the employee was climbing up, he lost his grip, and was only saved by the strength of the CEO who was barely able to hang on. The CEO yelled, "Hurry, I'm losing my grip!", but the employee was so scared he couldn't find a handhold. The CEO yelled, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go." The employee, accepting his fate, was praying when a wad of cash hit him in the face. He yelled to the CEO, "What the hell is this for?" The CEO, while cutting the rope, replied, "It's your severance pay."
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