Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
The reason why bowling alleys are so quiet is such that you can hear a pin drop.
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
What Mother Superior Found
What Mother Superior Found The mother superior is very upset. She walks into the dinner room and announces to all the nuns to be quiet and listen. "I was walking around the gardens, as I do." She says in a loud voice, "When I found some disturbing things! For one, I found a man's underpants!" All the nuns are taken aback except for one, who is smiling. "Then, " continues the mother superior, "I found a WOMAN'S underpants!" All the nuns gasp together, except for one, who is giggling. "And if that wasn't enough, I found.... a... a... used condom!" All the nuns gasp, and some turn white, except for one, who is laughing quietly. "And in the condom," finishes mother superior, "was a hole." All the nuns laugh, except for one, who is crying.
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
Homer Simpson
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.