Ant Jokes

Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? A. deadant deadant deadant deadant.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
Adam and the Witch A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!" Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.
“Size isn’t everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.”

- Bill Vaughan.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
"Son, we are now Europeants!"
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
Did you mean:
Continue With: Facebook Google
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy