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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? A. deadant deadant deadant deadant.
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
What do you call an ant with big hair?
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Adam and the Witch
Adam and the Witch A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!" Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.