What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes? Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant with big hair? Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink? Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country? An emigr-ant.
What do you call a poor ant? A peas-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist? Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore? Deodor-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math? An account-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant? An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant? Ant-elope.
Adam and the Witch
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch.
The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!"
Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive."
Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!"
Adam: "Nope. You're hideous."
The witch then transformed him into an ant.
Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! "
Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato."
Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!"
He is still adamant.