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Adam and the Witch
Adam and the Witch A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: "Tell me I am pretty or you will be cursed!" Adam: "Sorry, but I don't find you attractive." Witch: "Take that back, or you most surely will be cursed!" Adam: "Nope. You're hideous." The witch then transformed him into an ant. Witch: "Look where your rudeness brought you! " Adam: "Yeah this sucks, but you still look like a moldy potato." Witch: "Very well, then. You will remain in this form until you repent and call me pretty!" He is still adamant.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
What did the pink panther say when he stepped on the ant? A. deadant deadant deadant deadant.