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There was an Old Man of Columbia,
Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer;
But they brought it quite hot,
In a small copper pot,
Which disgusted that man of Columbia.
What do you call a persian that smokes pot? Harry Potter.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
My mother's sister was a gamble who enjoyed poker. She would heartily add to the initial pot but fold after the first hand...
We called her Auntie Up.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
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