Weapon

A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
It was a brief case.