Starts off in the morning, wakes up at six, Grooms itself using its tongue and licks. I give it breakfast with a friendly pat. That's the daily morning of my cat.
Returns for lunch at one o' clock. Eats milk rice and then goes for a walk. Sometimes even hunts and catches a rat. That's the daily afternoon of my cat.
Naps after lunch outside my door. Sleeps so deeply, perhaps even snores. Doesn't like the ground; it prefers a mat. That's the daily evening of my cat.
Wakes up refreshed and comes for dinner. Does it eat too much? Shouldn't it be thinner? Eats and sleeps - hope it doesn't get fat. That's the daily night of my cat.
(M. Tarun Prasad)
There once was a hunter named Frawley Who lived in a shack, outside Raleigh. His dog, funny but true, Would only hunt honeydew. The dog was a true melon collie.
I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting, โYou dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!โ
She didnโt hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, โYou floor your purse on the floor outside McDonaldโs."
"Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?"
"I just told you, on the floor outside McDonaldโs."
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I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
So I ran after her shouting, โYou dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!โ
She didnโt hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too. As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, โYou floor your purse on the floor outside McDonaldโs."
"Thank you so much!" She exclaimed. "Where is it?"
"I just told you, on the floor outside McDonaldโs."
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