You can’t possibly play soccer in the amazon jungle because there are far too many cheetahs.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
The Music of the Rainforest
The Music of the Rainforest Some European explorers were traveling through the Amazon rainforest with some natives as guides... when they started hearing drums in the distance. Puzzled the Europeans inquired, “we hear drums? What does that mean?” The Natives answered, “When drums stop, very bad.” Reluctantly the exploration continues. After 5 minutes the drums had started getting louder and the explorers started getting nervous. “The drums sound closer, and we think they are getting louder! What does it mean?” “When drums stop, very bad.” Doing their best to maintain composure the Europeans kept moving. About 5 minutes later the drums abruptly stop and the explorers panic. “The drums have stopped! What should we do?!” “When drums stop, very bad, now comes bass solo.”
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?