Killer

What does a serial killer do when he finds Waldo?
Wears Waldo.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
What do you call a serial killer on acid?
Jack the tripper.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
Se* is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?