Killer

The Dentist and the Viagra
The Dentist and the Viagra The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
What does a serial killer do when he finds Waldo?
Wears Waldo.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Se* is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
What do you call a serial killer on acid?
Jack the tripper.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.