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Killer

Shark Puns
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls
Se* is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
Coffee Puns
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Whale Puns
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
Puns
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
What do you call a serial killer on acid?
Jack the tripper.
Funny Headlines
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years