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Shark Puns
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
Whale Puns
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
Dolphin Puns
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
I had a colonoscopy recently and believe it or not getting the camera up there doesn't hurt as much as you might think.
It's the crew that's the killer.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a person that chops up cereal. a cereal killer.
"How do you shoot a killer bee?" "With a bee bee gun."
Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls
Se* is a killer.
Do you wanna die happy?
Ocean Puns
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Toucan Puns
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
One Liners and Short Jokes
I've been searching for three years for my mother-in-law's killer... but apparently no one will do it.
Dark Short Jokes
What does a serial killer do when he finds Waldo?
Wears Waldo.
Puns
What do you do if you get attacked by a killer clowns?
Go for the jugular.
What do you call a serial killer on acid?
Jack the tripper.
Knife Puns
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
Coffee Puns
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
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