Tooth

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get backQ: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills!

There was a young dentist who thrilled,
To the sound of a tooth being filled.
He would practise, they said,
Every night in his shed,
With the old drill he's skilled.

When I got home from camp today,
My parents almost died.
They asked me how I got this way,
And here's what I replied:

This little cast from heel to hip
Is nothing much at all.
Some broken shingles made me slip
From off the dining hall.

The poison ivy's not too bad.
It missed my back and chest.
Of course, I guess I oughta add
Mosquitoes got the rest.

I tried to eat some hick'ry nuts
And cracked a tooth or two.
And all these bruises, scabs, and cuts?
I haven't got a clue.

I got the lump that's on my head
From diving in the lake.
I should've watched for rocks instead
Of grabbing for the snake.

That leaves this bandage on my chin
And these three finger sprains,
Along with lots of sunburned skin
And sniffles from the rains.

I also got a muscle cramp
And very nearly drowned.
It's some terrific summer camp,
The coolest one around.

(By Richard Thomas)

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.