Tooth Jokes

What do you call the Tooth Fairy in a lamp?
A Hygenie.
Why is the tooth fairy so smart?
Because she has wisdom teeth!
I'm investigating the tooth fairy, and it's going well...
I've managed to get a molar into her operation. I'm going to find out the tooth at the root of all this.
Why would a judge make a good tooth fairy?
Because they want the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist?
They're always searching for the tooth.
The Dentist and the Viagra The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said. The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected. "I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!" The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills". The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet". The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!" "It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
“My daughter just lost her first tooth, which is a very sweet moment for a dad. In retrospect, I do regret punching her so hard in the face.”

- Alan Cox.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
I know an old man who's a vampire. He's quite long in the tooth.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
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