What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar's gold in them fills!