“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
Groucho Marx
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
I saw a guy trying to cross a really busy street. Trying to be helpful, I said, “You know, there is a zebra crossing 50ft ahead.”
He said, “I hope he’s having a better luck than I am.”
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Why are the railroad tracks angry? Because people are always crossing them.
Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing the river?
It was three feet deep on average.