Color

A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination.
I bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
It's sublime!
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
What is a chameleon that cannot change color?
A reptile dysfunction.
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant.
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.