Color

What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
What is a chameleon that cannot change color?
A reptile dysfunction.
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant.
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination.
I bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
It's sublime!
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.