Color Jokes

After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
Rabbi, We Have a Problem! Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door. "What can I do for you gentlemen?" Said the Rabbi once he opened his door. They explain to him they have an argument and cannot resolve it. The Rabbi agrees to help them. "What is the argument about?" he asks. First Man: "Black is a color!" Second Man: "NO! it is not!" First Man: "It is a color!" Second Man: "Rabbi, is black a color?" "Well, sure..." Said the confused Rabbi. First Man: "See, I told you. And so is white!" Second Man: "White is not a color!" First Man: "Rabbi?" Rabbi: "Well, yes, white is a color." First Man: "See? I told you Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!"
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
“My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?”
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
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