Rabbi, We Have a Problem!
Rabbi, We Have a Problem! Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door. "What can I do for you gentlemen?" Said the Rabbi once he opened his door. They explain to him they have an argument and cannot resolve it. The Rabbi agrees to help them. "What is the argument about?" he asks. First Man: "Black is a color!" Second Man: "NO! it is not!" First Man: "It is a color!" Second Man: "Rabbi, is black a color?" "Well, sure..." Said the confused Rabbi. First Man: "See, I told you. And so is white!" Second Man: "White is not a color!" First Man: "Rabbi?" Rabbi: "Well, yes, white is a color." First Man: "See? I told you Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!"
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Yo Mama so stupid when I asked her to buy a color TV, she said, "What color?"
What is a chameleon that cannot change color?
A reptile dysfunction.
I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still got pregnant.
Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
What do you call an imaginary color?
A pigment of your imagination.
I bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
It's sublime!
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.