White

What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What’s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!