White

Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
My wife said I only eat white tasteless vegetables...
Well, not neciCelery.
What’s black and white and red all over?
Red white black through tissue samples textiles for making clothes
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Rabbi, We Have a Problem!
Rabbi, We Have a Problem! Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door. "What can I do for you gentlemen?" Said the Rabbi once he opened his door. They explain to him they have an argument and cannot resolve it. The Rabbi agrees to help them. "What is the argument about?" he asks. First Man: "Black is a color!" Second Man: "NO! it is not!" First Man: "It is a color!" Second Man: "Rabbi, is black a color?" "Well, sure..." Said the confused Rabbi. First Man: "See, I told you. And so is white!" Second Man: "White is not a color!" First Man: "Rabbi?" Rabbi: "Well, yes, white is a color." First Man: "See? I told you Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!"
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.