White Jokes

What is black, white and dead all over?
A zombie in a tuxedo.
My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

(Darlene Gifford)
Two white bears got married, but soon ended up unhappy and got divorced.
It’s as if they were polar opposites.
“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”

- Betty White.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas.
Rabbi, We Have a Problem! Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door. "What can I do for you gentlemen?" Said the Rabbi once he opened his door. They explain to him they have an argument and cannot resolve it. The Rabbi agrees to help them. "What is the argument about?" he asks. First Man: "Black is a color!" Second Man: "NO! it is not!" First Man: "It is a color!" Second Man: "Rabbi, is black a color?" "Well, sure..." Said the confused Rabbi. First Man: "See, I told you. And so is white!" Second Man: "White is not a color!" First Man: "Rabbi?" Rabbi: "Well, yes, white is a color." First Man: "See? I told you Moishe, I sold you a Color TV!"
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Hey snow white called and asked when you were coming home.
“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”

- Erma Bombeck.
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
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