Before Jokes

Any self-respecting rock will break at least one shovel before accepting its new home.
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
St. Peter and the Politicians St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of politicians walked up. "Hey Petey, may we come in too Heaven?" asks one jovially. St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had a group of politicians come in to heaven before, let me ask God." He then turns around and goes to consult God. "My lord, there is a group of politicians at the pearly gates of Heaven. Should I let them in?" God thinks for a moment and says "We have never had politicians in Heaven before. Let's see how it goes. Let them in." St. Peter leaves God, only to come running back a few minutes later. "THEY'RE GONE!" He said. "The politicians?" "THE PEARLY GATES!!"
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
A pharmacist's love is like Nystatin Suspension. You have to swish before you swallow.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
You are the moon of my life. I want to look at you every night before sleeping.
Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.
She would have had a cow.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
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